Frugal Failures

April is gross and i hate her

Iker has never stopped being one of the best goalkeepers in the world. For me, Iker is a top goalkeeper and has never not been.
Cristiano Ronaldo  (via pordecimavez)

Almost every marvel movie i see is the best thinh ever


Dear Random Dude:

When a chick is sitting in the back corner of the otherwise empty cafeteria with headphones and a book, there is zero chance she’s interested in you sliding into her booth to chat her up and 100% chance she is reading disconnected cyborg arm fisting porn about dudes way more polite than you